as i walk towards my car......................................
As I walk towards my car outside my school in Sadder, I am shocked and amazed at the number of perverts in our city. It seems to me that this might be a new sort of community coming up in Karachi.(I don’t know about the rest of Pakistan) They may be called The Greasy Brothers (TGB) or maybe, Owners Of Greasy Bodies(OGB) Gives you the picture? Not yet? Well another clue is their “T-shuts” which are so tight that you wonder if they can really breathe in them. Their skin-tight jeans are claimed to have been bought from “Levis” not “Levi’s” mind you. They forget the apostrophe and Hey Presto our very own Levi’s becomes Levis. Well if this is surprising you, let me tell you about how Versace becomes Versas and I actually heard one of them claim that he promised his girlfriend a Chanel (pronounced as in a river channel etc) Suit after he got his monthly pay at Babul Mechanic’s.Yes, I’m talking about all those guys outside girls’ schools and colleges.
Description: wearing their outrageous clothes with oil literally dripping from their pigeon-dropping stuffed heads, chains clanking and clinking on their necks and wrists they have wonderful red “paan” stained teeth which would make any old paan-eater proud.
Occupation: sometimes work as backdrops at mechanics, paan-shops, and maybe an odd canteen. Peeing on the roads.
Aims: Usually, their main aim in life is to attract one of the “burger” girls from either the schools or colleges (a futile attempt, really) by grinning with their paan-stained teeth, wolf-whistling and posing all around the road-sides in what they think are ‘sexy’ poses. And yes, that girl in a ‘burka’ will do. She’s a girl isn’t she? And besides you can see what a great body she has even through the abaya. Imagine her without it! Plus she goes in a Mercedes!
Educational Records: Expelled in Grade 2 from St.Paul’s Urdu Medium School or maybe Lyari Grammar School or one of the likes. The reason for expulsion probably being, getting a boy to give them a blow-job convincing them that the thing down there was the banana his mother gave him for lunch (if in an all guys school) or maybe getting a girl to do it (if a co-ed) or maybe telling some one that they were Brad Pitt’s brothers causing them to faint and hit a wall killing them instantly.
Future prospects: when we say” Keep Karachi clean” we also mean all the filth on these guys too. The only way in which they might get the girl they want to attract is if someone dunks them in hot water to wash away the grease, get them to brush their teeth 8 times a day and get them into more decent clothes ( yes! That means throwing away the fake Levi’s which say I’m Hot on the seat of the jeans AND the orange t-shirt which says” I want your body”)
posted by asheyy @ 12:22 AM
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